Thursday, January 10, 2008

Still awake at 2 am

Snap, crackle, POP POP POP, mothafuckaaaaas.

Jeah, it's ya boy Crispy back in this mug, spittin' that ill shit for 200(H8).

Ya, ya grill... ya, ya, ya grill...

CNN.com says that we now have two new Bond girls for the next 007 film:

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Exhibit A is Gemma Anderton, an English actress who will play an MI6 agent who Bond will no doubt end up with in the final scene (AKA the good Bond girl). The latter is Olga Kurylenko, a Ukranian model who will no doubt play a villain that wants to jump 007's bones and then kill him but, through no action of Bond's, who no doubt will end up dead herself (AKA the bad Bond girl).

I'm more excited to see another Daniel Craig performance than to see these two.

I mean they're fly and all, but when did Bond girls become so... generic? Where have all the Honey Ryders gone? The Broccolis best come up with some super sweet plot for this upcoming episode, because if after 22 movies you're still doing the same old same old, it's time to hang up the franchise.

It's 2:30 am. That's all for now.

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