It just keeps getting better

So while I was asleep early Tuesday morning, I suddenly felt a sensation that I was outside my body, looking down. It startled me awake, and after relieving myself, I found I couldn't fall back to sleep. So I opened my laptop and checked Woot.

Must have been destiny, because looky what I gots:
TWO of them. For $20 total.

How friggin' sweet are these? Now I can dive bomb my coworkers from across the hall. I'm still wondering how much they can actually lift. I suppose all will be revealed in time.

Moleskine notebooks, samurai t-shirts and two mini RC helicopters. I'm a BALLA.