I was playing thumb war with my girlfriend on the subway the other day, and while I have size and brute force on my side, I found her thumb to be more nimble and evasive. So in a desperate attempt at victory, I unleashed my index finger to her flank and pinned her that way.
"No fair!" she cried.
And it occurred to me: All is fair in love and war. Just not thumb war. And especially not thumb war with someone you love.
And now, a gratuitous picture of me swimming:
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He swims with the fishes.
said move is called a "Sneak Attack" and well established in the illict, underground world of Thumb Wrestling.
THIS JUST IN...
Gratuitous photo distracts blog audience from recognizing an illegal thumb war victory.
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