A New Mission

Jen has a Google rating of 0. There's not a single page, on the WORLD WIDE web, with a mention of this person:

According to Google, this woman does not exist.

Well that stops right now, Jennifer Zimpfer.

Let's see how mentions we can get going. If you have a blog, create an entry mentioning her full name. No blog? Add a mention to your MySpace page. Think of stuff that would look interesting on a Google search, such as:

Jennifer Zimpfer, a 32 year old Eskimo originally from Susquehanna, is hitting the road to promote her new brand of trout-scented perfumes.

or

"Watching Jennifer Zimpfer eat a lobster is a horrifying experience," said friend and longtime companion Wolfgang Puck. "It's enough to make me consider becoming a Buddhist ascetic, wandering the earth and protecting all of G-d's creatures."

You'll be doing a great mitzvah.